May 2013
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sobranieblackrussian: goresoline: If you were sick, I wish you could have just told me that you were going to throw up. If you are uncomfortable with how I act around your relationships then please tell me in plain language, privately. I only feel attacked when stuff is public because I am a. Very. Nervous person. When I asked you what was wrong you said “it should be obvious,” and didn’t...
May 15th
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sobranieblackrussian: goresoline: ….um. That wasn’t. An insult? I meant that I thought you two were being sweet tonight? ….when was even the last time we talked about Droog? Like a year ago? What are you even talking about. I’m. Why do you assume these things, I’m actually….really fucking sad you think I’m that shallow. You don’t project or assume. Because. Wow, okay. This is just. Wow. ...
May 15th
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sobranieblackrussian: blooddiesel replied to your post: Did you dye your hair too, is it some kind of blue… You two are gay. I wasn’t gonna say anything but as long as we’re throwing around weak-ass insults, hey! Why not. You don’t listen to me very much and tend to project your own emotions onto me which is really vexing because I am only capable of a short range of emotions and anything...
May 15th
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fortunatossoliloquy: goresoline: fortunatossoliloquy: blooddiesel replied to your post: Holy shit you dyed your hair? OKAY SO I GUESS IT WAS OBVIOUS, YEAH, HUSH YOUR SASS. 8O! BV 87 >8Y  
May 15th
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fortunatossoliloquy: blooddiesel replied to your post: Holy shit you dyed your hair? OKAY SO I GUESS IT WAS OBVIOUS, YEAH, HUSH YOUR SASS. 8O! BV
May 15th
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sobranieblackrussian: #whats a foreskin Meenah. One less than a fiveskin.
May 14th
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May 14th
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GODDAMMIT AND I HAVE CONFERANCE CALL THING TO DO, SO I HAVE TO GO, FUCK. WHO EVEN DOES THESE I’M JUST GOING TO STUTTER AND TRY NOT TO SCREAM INTO CHINA. I HAVE TO GO BUT CONGRATULATIONS AND BLESSINGS AND BLESS-SHITS AND OKAY YES BYEI am. HHHDFGH. Calm. And. A prominent representTATYTRE representtative of a world wide underground corporation, yes me, okay later.
May 13th
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THGINGS ARE HAPPENING BIG i need to i cant fuckign I’m becomes flat.
May 13th
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fortunatossoliloquy: I’m not waitin for none y’all’s shit. Hi my name is Brody Ryan Stendahl and I’m getting married to the most wonderful motherfucker in the universe. SCREECHESFGHFGFHFGFHFGFHFGHFFGFHFFFFF. CONGRARTUGOODLUTLAIONS FUCFK FUCKLED.
May 13th
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Brody gave me a guide on how to level up my Natu earlier, so I can enter him in contests and stuff. Yes. Most glorious green bird fatass on the block, it’s going to be Geth. ….obnoxiously dressing up my pet and bringing it to shows, I am becoming the full Texan.
May 13th
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He lays languidly on the couch, alone in his house and comfortable enough to just wear a hoodie and briefs, personal laptop resting on his stomach. Merinski curls his toes together, black paint flecking off the nails a bit as he scritches them against one another. Scrolling down over his Dashboard, he eventually opens a text post, giving into the rising lump in his throat. Fingers pause, hovering...
May 12th
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yourfavouritewalkingcorpse replied to your post: There actually isn’t an obesity epidemic in the… “my chicken is hard to lift” is a great sentence. You may laugh, but I challenge you to try lifting her Jarvis.
May 12th
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It’s Mother’s Day, and two of my adopted children things are off. Fucking. Yes, nO I’LL TRY TO. HANG OUT LATER. YEAH. NEVERMIDNDFGFHFawkward. I’m going to buy myself a tub of egg rolls and eat them all by myself.
May 12th
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streetcircuit replied to your post: I follow new people then I am FUCKING SCARED TO… who’s scary People. Social interaction. Also yes, hello, you are one of my new followers and vice-versa, this is us communicating, I’m doing it, I’m doing it.
May 12th
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sobranieblackrussian said: He’s not feeling well, Merinski. Ahh. We had a nice conversation though. He asked about my old band? Holy shit though he told me about Jack, jesusshit, I hope that. Gets. Better, yeah.
May 12th
[10:13] SC: What did you want to be [when you were 12]? [10:32] HH: Uh….. [10:33] HH: I wanted to be. [10:33] HH: An actor. [10:33] HH: A stage actor. [10:33] SC: I am sure you would have been amazing. [10:33] SC: Good night, Merinski. — savoyCorpsereviver [SC] gave up trolling headbirdHarpy [HH] at 22:33 — Oh, ow, you shitflip.
May 12th
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There actually isn’t an obesity epidemic in the United States, the government accidentally counted my birds and it threw off the whole system of statistics, so yeah, eat whatever you want, no one cares it’s just some lady’s pets in Dallas.
May 12th
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What are these…. Pokemon “contests.”
May 6th
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eidolondreams replied to your post: The little birds don’t seem to mind my Natu at… HENS ARE LIKE BETA FISH. IF THERE IS SOMETHING ELSE PRETTIER THAN THEM THEY GET ALL HUFFY AND MAD. SHE IS SO HUFFY. FLUFFING AND BAWK BAWK BAWKING AT GETH ALL AFFRONTED. He is prettier than her though. Sorry Mem.
May 5th
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The little birds don’t seem to mind my Natu at all, but Memphis is throwing a fucking fluffy shit-fit at him. Fucking hens.
May 5th
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Every bird in this house just woke up at the same time. Now they are all. Screeching at one another, oh my god.
May 4th
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May 4th
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My Natu is asleep in my lap as I type. I’m going to introduce my other birds to him later when he wakes up.
May 4th
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May 4th
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I’m naming it Gethsemane.
May 4th
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May 4th
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sobranieblackrussian replied to your post: I AM TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT KIND OF “POKEMON”… Natu. It is pretty and cute and good and hhhhhhthankyou,fgfhff.
May 4th
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May 4th
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I AM TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT KIND OF “POKEMON” IT IS.
May 4th
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IT’S EMERGING. IT IS….IT IS GREEN AND CIRCULAR. ….OH MY FUCK IT’S A BIRD, IT’S HANG ON A NEED TO TOUCH IT.
May 4th
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AH. IT’S. THE EGG IS HATCHING!!!!
May 4th
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sobranieblackrussian: goresoline: sobranieblackrussian: Harper Merinski is 30-something and he doesn’t know what Pokemon are. Well, I doubt POKEMON KNOW WHAT A HARPER MERINSKI IS so it’s even now, and now we will soon know each other so the balance remains intact. Pokemon don’t know what you are because you’re not a franchise that’s famous the world over. Soon.
May 3rd
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sobranieblackrussian: Harper Merinski is 30-something and he doesn’t know what Pokemon are. Well, I doubt POKEMON KNOW WHAT A HARPER MERINSKI IS so it’s even now, and now we will soon know each other so the balance remains intact.
May 3rd
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sobranieblackrussian said: It’s a fucking pokemon. !!!! ….I just had to google that, SO IT IS A DEMON.
May 3rd
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Okay so I’ve been moving this thing around and I made it a new nest out of cloth strips and stuff and it feels a little warmer, also it’s uh, glowing, yes, can’t say I’ve ever seen a bird egg do that. Right.
May 3rd
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May 3rd
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savoycorpsereviver said: “Weed egg”. ….it is colorful.
May 3rd
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Also I still have the weed egg. ….uh, don’t ask. Just an egg, yes. Bird egg. I’m going to try and re-nest it later today.
May 3rd
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April 2013
27 posts
[ The moral of this story is Merinski has no fucking idea what a Pokemon is. ]
Apr 30th
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— sardonicPuppeteer [SP] has sent an object! — It’s a green egg with a red top, yellow spots and black marks. It radiates a mysterious power. He’s typing away at his desk trying to avoid glazing over at the sea of numbers before him. Mer feels the dull throb of anxiousness in his chest, wondering if Bran received his “message” in the last tax review;...
Apr 30th
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fortunatossoliloquy: blooddiesel replied to your post: Don’t invite me to your house multiple times… Noted. I’ve already had my share of walking around Mordor naked, you’re off the hook. Phew it’s a relief to know the quota for said location has been filled. Bless this day.
Apr 27th
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Apr 16th
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"KILL ME" meme, for Bran.
“I think there may have been some confusion of the extent of my loyalties Bran. And for that I am truly sorry.” “You see, first and foremost, I am a very loyal wife.”[[MORE]] The lady coos, attempting to comfort his employer in that strange bird-like manner of his, lifting the teacup from Bran’s mouth that he had so dutifully and hungrily sipped as he was lulled back to...
Apr 15th
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xsparky asked: I AM MY FAVORITE OC YOU DIPSHIT. YOU CANNOT TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME. LEO OUT.
Apr 14th
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xsparky asked: kill me!! C8
Apr 14th
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Drabble time!
[ Send me an ASK to “goresoline” that says “Kill me” and I’ll write a drabble of how Merinski would off your character. :V How exciting! ]
Apr 14th
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sobranieblackrussian replied to your post: sobranieblackrussian replied to your post:… IT’S A MENTAL SIT, CALM DOWN. BUT WHAT IF IT WASN’T, WHAT IF IT HAPPENS. Paws and smoothes own chest IN A STARTLED AND DISTRESSED FASHION.
Apr 8th
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sobranieblackrussian: blooddiesel replied to your post: My plates hurt and my fucking pants don’t fit… I COULD RIP THEM OFF? …If you’d like to, yes. Makes excitable bird sounds.
Apr 6th
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disparagingsomnolence: goresoline: Can I touch it. sure. .
Apr 6th
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